Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
- Watson,l ook up at the sky and tell me what you see.
Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.
- What does that tell you?
Watson ponders for a minute.
- Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
- Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
- Watson,l ook up at the sky and tell me what you see.
Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.
- What does that tell you?
Watson ponders for a minute.
- Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
- Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.
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